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Writer's Block: On the List [090830]
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[ music | Money for Nothing - The Dire Straits ]

What is on your personal list of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World?


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Personal list means fun!

1) Fallout 3
2) 4chan
3) Trolls
4) Trolls trolling trolls.
5) Livestream
6) EA stopped using Securom
7) What they use now is mysterious and unknown

. . . . yeah, sucky list.
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[090818]
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You: TAG, YOU'RE IT
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You: TAG, YOU'RE IT
Stranger: NO U
You: TAG, YOU'RE IT
Stranger: NO U
You: TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
Stranger: NO U
You: NO TUNNEL SNAKES
Stranger: NO U
You: I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE
Stranger: NO U
You: I JUST WANT TO START A FLAME IN YOUR HEART
Stranger: NO U
You: IN MY HEART I HAVE BUT ONE DESIRE
Stranger: NO U
You: AND THAT ONE IS YOU
Stranger: NO U
You: I'VE LOST ALL AMBITION FOR WORLDLY ACCLAIM
Stranger: NO U
You: I JUST WANT TO BE THE ONE YOU LOVE
Stranger: NO U
You: AND WITH YOUR ADMISSION THAT YOU FEEL THE SAME
Stranger: NO U
You: I'LL HAVE REACHED THE GOAL THAT I'M DREAMING OF
Stranger: NO U
You: BELIEVE ME
Stranger: NO U
You: I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE
Stranger: NO U
You: I JUST WANT TO START
Stranger: NO U
You: A FLAME IN YOUR HEART
Stranger: NO U
You: HEY EVERYBODY
Stranger: NO U
You: DID THE NEWS GET AROUND?
You: OF A GUY NAMED BUTCHER PETE
Stranger: NO U
You: OH PETE JUST FLEW INTO TOWN
Stranger: NO U
You: AND HE'S CHOPPIN UP ALL THE WOMEN'S MEAT
Stranger: NO U
You: HE'S HACKIN AND WACKIN AND SMACKIN
Stranger: NO U
You: HE'S HACKIN AND WACKIN AND SMACKIN
Stranger: NO U
You: HE'S HACKING AND WACKIN AND SMACKIN
Stranger: NO U
You: HE JUST HACKS, WACKS, CHOPPIN' THAT MEAT
Stranger: NO U
You: BUTCHER PETE'S GOT A LONG, SHARP KNIFE
Stranger: NO U
You: HE STARTS CHOPPIN AND DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP
Stranger: NO U
You: ALL YOU FELLAS GOTTA WATCH YOUR WIVES
Stranger: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You: CAUSE PETE DON'T CARE WHOSE MEAT HE CHOPS
Stranger: LOOOOOK AT MAH BEAAAAUTIFUL FAAAAAAAACE
Stranger: LOOK AT MY SNOOOUT
You: EVER SINCE PETE FLEW INTO TOWN
Stranger: IT'S 8 INCHES LOOOONG
You: HE'S BEEN HAVIN A BALL
Stranger: LOOOOK AT MY BEAAAUTIFUL FAACE
Stranger: LOOK AT MY SNOOOUT
You: JUST CUTTIN AND CHOPPIN FOR MILES AROUND
Stranger: IT'S 8 INCHES LOOONG
Stranger: LOOOK AT MAH BEAAAAAUTIFUL FAACE
You: CAUSE PETE DONT CARE WHOSE MEAT HE CHOPS
You: SINGLE WOMEN MARRIED WOMEN OLD MAIDS AND ALL
You: WAKES UP IN THE MORNIN HALF PAST FIVE
Stranger: Pete sounds like he needs to learn the trade better.
You: CHOPS FROM SUNRISE TO SUNSET
Stranger: Silly Pete, people aren't food.
Stranger: Get back to butcher college.
Stranger: c:
You: I DON'T SEE HOW HE STAYS ALIVE
You: MEATS GONNA BE THE DEATH OF OLD PETE YET
Stranger: Poor guy.
Stranger: T_T
You: THE POLICE PUT PETE IN JAIL
Stranger: Tell him I said Hi. : D
You: YEAH HE FINALLY MET HIS FATE
You: BUT WHEN THEY CAME TO PAY HIS BAIL
Stranger: He wanked on a cop?
Stranger: : D
You: THEY FOUND HIM CHOPPIN UP HIS CELL MATE
Stranger: And then he screamed
Stranger: JIZZY JIZZ JIZZ
You: ORLY? JIZZY JIZZ JIZZ?
Stranger: YES. JIZZY JIZZ JIZZ
You: WOW. JIZZY JIZZ JIZZ.
Stranger: YES. JIZZY JIZZ JIZZ
Stranger: FASCINATING AMIRITE?
Stranger: So...how about those polar bears?
You: VERY FASCINATING.

They're hard to find on their native landscape.
Stranger: What about them that PENGOOINZ?
You: They get eaten'd by sea lions. o=
Stranger: ;-;
Stranger: Pick up a club.
You: No, just seals.
Stranger: We're saving them tonight.
Stranger: Meet me at the bridge in 10 minutes.
Stranger: O:<
You: But, what if a seal walks into the club?
Stranger: IT GETS A MARTINI.
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Stranger: am I chatting?
You: Wut?
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: who are you??!?!
You: I don't know. Who am I?
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: is that the computer talking to me?
You: lol you're teh computer
Stranger: am I? o_O
You: I dunno. If u want
Stranger: and who are you? D:
Stranger: ur my owner?
Stranger: I'm your slave
Stranger: D:
You: Slavery was abolished in 1865
Stranger: =o not really, my computer is my slave
Stranger: D:
Stranger: but u telling me that i am the computer
Stranger: so wtf
You: I'm Mike.
Stranger: I'm Caio
Stranger: =D
You: No, you're Omegle.
Stranger: o_O
Stranger: who's my dad?
You: ur wrong
Stranger: =|
Stranger: i cant get it
You: What is it?
Stranger: I dunno
Stranger: there's a pointer floating around my screen
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[090812]
[ mood | feels good man ~ ]
[ music | Best Day Until Tomorrow - The Real Mackenzies ]

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly

I gotta stop reading creepy shit, you guys. I'm kind of (okay, really) late to the "WAITINGTOPLAY" part, but I'm in. My tabs are:

New Doll, SA Paranomal thread, WAITINGTOPLAY guy on unfiction, five /x/ threads. And, of course, this. So I totally dig creepy stuff, I devour it. But my jackhole of a psychiatrist failed to treat any paranoia on my part, so I'm on edge.

Reading about supposed murders (waitingtoplay of course) and this whole big game, and thinking about Slenderman who is a total fucking hoax but of course still worth his creepy when braches rustle the window/side of the house and shit.

So I'm real into the creepy right now, and then my front door fucking opens. Real slow-like, I can hear the air moving with the suction. My heart stops. Just stops. andit'sjustmydadlawl. But God I haven't felt a rush like that in months. It's good to be back.

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[090724]
[ mood | BAAAAW D= ]
[ music | Care of Cell 44 - Zombies ]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh.

I hate Russel T. Davies so bad D< WHY DOES HE KILL ALL OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS?

He's the only television writer than can make me cry, and I was bawling like a child when I was watching Torchwood last night. Seriously. What the fuck is this shit? Whyyyyyy kill Ianto? ESPECIALLY after the whole special has been emphasizing that Jack is the one and how they actuallytrulylove each other, which of course made me all giddy inside because, what? OTP? Definitely. Shipped it before it was canon. I mean, Torchwood is was a good series and all, but I'm still entitled to fangirl pairings and it makes me sad when everything is going so well and they kill off not only the main component, but my favorite fucking character.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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[090702]
[ music | Wine Red - The Hush Sound ]

I just don't get why people laugh and think I'm kidding when I talk about Robbie Rotten and say "I'd hit that." Because I'm being serious when I say that. =|



That's one hot piece of man.
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[090628]
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I THINK I JUST MET A BJD COLLECTOR ON OMEGLE

EDIT:
Not quite, but she likes them. And she's amazing. And she's a she. She didn't ask for titty photos, either! =D I am so impressed. *made a new friend on Omegle*

I usually only troll people there, so this is very exciting for me. xD
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[090619]
[ music | Everything You Want - Vertical Horizon ]

UH. GUYS. I THINK I SHOULD LEAVE THE INTERNET, BECAUSE I'M GETTING ALL "INTERNET IS SRS BIZNUS" OVER PEOPLE BEING ALL "INTERNET IS SRS BEIZNSS".

asglkhaslkdfh People taking everything so seriously in forum games are starting to piss me of off. :| Yaydoublestandards?

But I mean seriously. If you start throwing fits over somebody accusing you of being a certain role in a game that calls for people accusing otehrs of that role, you need to get off the internet. I mean, seriously. Get the fuck over yourself and go away so the rest of us can have some fun. =| I know it's making me a hypocrite, but it's getting me so stressed out having to deal with people like this when I'm just trying to have fun, which, I'll say it, is hard for me anymore. And anyone reading this knows I'm not just being an attention whore by saying that.

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[090605]
[ mood | lollercaust ~ ]
[ music | Deathbed - Relient K ]

After generous amounts of crying today (and still fucking hating my psychiatrist and wanting to throw acid in his face, much like the supposed Twilight fans . . . ) I was reading a DD thread on DoD, and apparently it's escalated from "OMGTWILIGHTTAKEMEEDWARD" and "twilight pisses me off :|" to . . . well, throwing acid in each other's faces. Which makes me laugh. People believe that? Whatever. Still, was trying to find the place where these stories come from, and found an awesome little review of the whole thing.


Twifag Ranting + Anti-Twilight Images for the lulz )


In other news, Gilroy arrived in Canada on Wednesday and will be shipped out today. <3 I'll get him sometime next week. I'll post pictures as soon as I get him. (= (Not that you care, those of you who don't read this.)

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[090604]
[ mood | sagaskhlgaklshdaklshgakslhga ~ ]
[ music | Macho Man - The Village People ]

RAAAAAGH. Updating to whine. LJ. Live Journal. This was it's intended purpose, was it not?

But seriously.

Role play.

I will take a literate player over one who only plays only walking stereotypes or just plain Mary Sues/Gary Stus. Fo rill, dawg.

Now, obviously something prompted this. May I direct your attention to Unifaction.com? I've recently started actively role playing again on there (there's also a link to a post here in my signature. If anybody from there reads this, Hi! (= I don't care what you think of this. (= ) That's all fine and good until I get in this one role play, "Impurity of Reason". There's someone that plays there, and ohmygodIhatehim. I hate reading his posts. I hate the voices my mind gives his characters - Hell, I hate his characters. He's driving me nuts, but Unifaction isn't one of those places where you can say "Hot damn, get the fuck out this role play." I wish to God it were. I would rip this guy a new one.

He has one character who is SOOOO CUTE AND OMG LOVABLE and omg he was raised by wolves (in what everyone else plays as a modern realistic role play) and omg has this GAWJUSS older brother who OMG is so sexy and gawjuss and talks like this and apparently when he moves you can just see his muscles, oh my god, moving under his clothing. Oh. And the older brother? Here's an excerpt from the RP about him.

"A deep silky voice spoke. He was wearing thick boots, and they sounded against the floor as he walked. The jeans where a bit loose and hung on his hips as if threatening to drop but.. They looked ready to drop and yet did not move done a bit. It was as if the pants themselves would not dare disobey him. He had on only an undershirt. With his appearance he looked like some sexy model that had just walked in to a porn ready to take someone. Though he didn’t, he sure looked like he could."


................ *shoots self* Everything I posted before that was kind of in the style of the kid, though. No lie. He's seventeen, supposedly raised by wolves, lawl, and talks like he's seven. From RP:

"'Hi big brother! I love you! A mean guy was all mean when I said stuff! He was all mean to boss, so I wanted him to stop then he made fun of me and walked off! He’s a meanie head.'"

Yeeeeeah.

Then he plays another kid's pervy uncle. I swear, he seems like some kind of PWP player. The kid he plays is the only one that doesn't seem to be begging for sex. Yet. You can already tell what he wants with the older brother, but the uncle can't keep his hands off his nephew. There's an agreed incest relationship there between the players, but MY GOD. We're still in the first day in the RP and he's constantly touching and kissing him, not to mention throwing him in bed. Serious WTF there. I don't care if it is abnormal, it still doesn't happen that fast - it's been stated in the role play numerous times that these two haven't seen each other in ages, so seriously. Get the man's hands off of his goddamn nephew this minute and shove it back in his pants for at least a couple more days. Hopefully longer, but GOD DAMN.


Now, I'll be the first to admit I'm being kind of hypocritcal here, as I play Rhys and Gilroy. (That's right, the ox. (= ) Now, Gil's been in the background the entire time and just left the role play temporarily because he was getting no interaction and it was easier just to ship him off as opposed to typing out his doing nothing. But Rhys has been front and center. He's a total douchebag. I know it. The other players know it. And hell yes, the other characters know it. He was temporarily nice, but when he has a bone to pick, he'll pick it, and definitely not in the most discreet of ways. He'll get better later. As I said, it's probably not even been two hours in the role play yet. Yes, everyone has a clear idea of what he's like, but at least he's not dying to jump down everyone's pants and clearly I don't want him to yet. As I've disclosed to the other players Rhys' occupation (serial killah baby) they all kind of mention they're characters steering clear so as not to be killed. xD; Of course, joking. But at least Rhys is starting to show dimension.

He's not "Come here darling nephew and let me deflower your young a nubile(even though you're male) body."

He's not "OMG HIKEHIKE STFURHYS I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES ILL CALL MY BIG BROTEHR YOU MENNIE NAO LETS GO HIKE"

He's not "'His name is Haukea.' A deep voice said with annoyingly bad grammar. Holy hell this guy is hot. He looks likes a porn star, he'll not only take any of you, but he'll take down anyone who stands in his way. Omgah sex."

He's "BAD SERVICE. Hey there man, let me help you out while I wait for the manager - need to file an official complaint. Hey, manager. BAD SERVICE. Stfu kid lawlraisedbywolves? Stfu. PHEW. Breakfast plz."

I wish so bad I could just ignore his posts . . but everyone knows you can't. God. At least I got myself out for a while. Rhys is hiding ~ Partially because I'm tired of making him a douche (even though he is. Lulwut) and partially because I'd like to just watch for a while - if I actually have to respond to any more of that idiot's posts I'll kill myself. Good luck explaining that one to my psychiatrist ~ (Who I'm firing. Guy's a dumb fuck who doesn't listen to a word I say, makes up what I say, and then calls me a liar because I didn't actually said what he hoped I would. Yaaay for cancelled appointments.)

But anyway. Just had to say. Thankfully everyone has almost left to go on that retard's hike, so I can actually get to some quality role playing soon. (Except it looks like the retard's porn star wannabe brother might stick around. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.)





(Lawl. How can I stay mad with that(*points up*) music playing? xD; Marly knows how to cheer me up.)

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[090518]
[ mood | (= ~ ]
[ music | Eat Yourself = Goldfrapp ]

Save an Alien, huh?

(yes, my life really equates to little more than pixels.)

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[090515]
[ mood | (= ~ ]
[ music | Hey Man Nice Shot - Filter ]

HAY GUISE

GO TO MY CITY, K?

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[090510]
[ mood | shitting bricks kthx ~ ]
[ music | Make It With You - Aubrey ]

salhgasklhgagh I don't know if it's my most recent medication (which made me batshit crazy for about a week) or just my regular crazy, but I have been sooo freaked out tonight. I feel, right now, like I'm locked in this room. I can't even bring myself to open the door. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. And this is me, the Iron Neff (or Ecci, depending on how long you've known me.) I look at creepy things right before I go to bed, I like to be alone, in the dark, with scary photos/videos because I wasn't bothered. I couldn't even look at a photo earlier today, when I wasn't alone and was in bright light, that was black and white and had some white blur on it. And now I'm hearing/feeling things. AND GODDAMN PSYCHIATRIST APPOINTMENT IS STILL FOUR DAYS AWAY. (That's right. I've been suffering for over three months, having breakdowns and severe episodes of paranoid delusions - I've even been submitted as an emergency case because of the period when my medication made me worse - and nobody can get me in. WTFWORLD. Doctor can't even get me a medication to try and at least allow me to function normally. God, I could really use a friend about now.)

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[090507]
[ mood | (= ~ ]
[ music | Smokin' - Boston ]

HAY GUISE. GUESS WHAT? =D Ecci just ordered her third doooooll <3

A Resin Soul LE Year of the Ox Fullset. <3 Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like many people want him, which I just don't understand.

http://www.resinsoul.com/05-chanpin/p-001-1.asp?id=350

ISNT HE GORGEOUS? =D

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[090502]
[ mood | xD ~ ]
[ music | All the Same - Sick Puppies ]

Yeah. Back again. With moar "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

GO MOOT! xD It had to be hacked, though. Not just because moot won, but because of something even better.

Look here.

Get it?



Get it?



Get it?



No?



All right. I'll give it to you.

Cut full of image and explanation. )

Anyway, /b/ lives on. Apparently the cancer can't be so bad, because this is epic win.

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[090501]
[ mood | x3 ~ ]
[ music | My Interpretation - MIKA ]

Raaaaaaaargh. xD Whattheheckastrology. Whyareyousoright. xD; I was reading about astrology concerning my boys. Considering their signs were picked somewhat at random (there was little consideration. It was more association with small things.) they still matched pretty well. I was reading one site and saw they also had health concerns for signs so I decided to look at me, and everything that is chronically wrong with me is listed. xDDD; Oh, dear, I love it.

"Aries governs the head and brain, and Arians are said to be prone to headaches, particularly migraines, sunstroke, neuralgia and depression. Indigestion and nervous disorders are also threats to you, and your rashness, impetuosity and wholesale physical commitment make you liable to accidents and physical injuries.

You like extremes. Physical, emotional and mental, and benefit profoundly by experiencing them; but if your extremism goes too far beyond social acceptability, then expect to be extremely lonely." -- Astrology Online on Aries

haaaaaaaaaah. As some of you know, I was treated for chronic migraines last summer, but what I never really brought up is that they came back, just not as severe. x3 I have suffered sunstroke. Neuralgia. Depression? You guys have seen the entries here. I constantly feel sick after eating, not to mention I had severe gastritis two years ago - a cause of indigestion. I've had nerve problems pretty much my entire life. And accident prone is an understatement. (I hit myself in the forehead with an ottoman. Oh, yeah.)

But haaaaaaaaaah. It's all so perfect. XD; I've always loved astrology because it always seems to fit. Forget all that nonsense about it being too vague, it's amazing.

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[090501]
[ mood | (= ~ ]
[ music | You Are Goodbye - Holly Conlan ]

I don't know that any of you were ever interested, but I have photos of my dollies. <3

Bad Photography Ahead. )

Sorry for inconsistent widths! o=

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[090430]
[ mood | losing my grip ~ ]
[ music | Save A Prayer - Duran Duran ]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahgh.

I feel quite like I'm going crazy. Especially so far this week. It's pretty much been constant crying and break downs all day, every day. I'm getting to the point where I am literally afraid inside my own house. I stay up all night sewing. No sleep. I can't even get homework done. . . uuuuuugh.

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[090411]
[ mood | =D ~ ]
[ music | Brains! - Voltaire ]

Saw Dragonball today. It was an enjoyable experience. We laughed the whole time.

It's suck levels were over 9000. Srsly.

I wanna see it again. xD; It's one of those films that is so bad it's good. You can't help but grin because it's just that bad. I can't wait for the sequel. xD;

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[090411]
[ music | A War Is Coming - the pAper chAse ]

Happy birthday to . . . me.

Got two new puppets <3, two new books <3, $25, and an ice cream cake with a goddamn Ood on it. All in all, a good day.

(Plus, first DVD of Ouran, but I got that last week as my dad pitied me for having to sit around the house all week.)

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[090402]
[ mood | asfasklhf ~ ]

YEAH! I am now living the (current) teenage dream. In the last couple of months, I've missed at least three weeks of school, including this week. I was put on anti depressants as of today, starting next month I will start seeing a psychiatrist (psh. Sissy doctors. Who needs drugs? Give me a psychologist) and I may very well be removed from school completely and be put into some kind of home schooling program. Ah. How wonderful.

In the meantime, here are some Hetalia memes. (=

Nee nee mama . . . )


EDIT: sashalkshg I'm officially in home schooling because I've been having anxiety attacks in relation to the school. I am all kinds of crazy.

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